Giant Spider Invasion - Directors Cut

A tiny, decrepit town in rural Wisconsin is rocked by a mysterious explosion, after which a drunken farmer (Robert Easton) discovers dozens of crystal geodes strewn across his property. Cracking each one open reveals a diamond-like encrustation which to the farmer's dismay proves nearly worthless, as well as a hairy but decidedly un-cosmic tarantula. Being permanently soused, he fails to notice the latter until the rocks begin opening on their own, and the entire town is overrun with eight-legged invaders...